when you text somebody for the first time and their texting style is completely different from yours
*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey
“just ask them out!”
hearing people talk about flappy bird at school all the time and i’m just like
talk dirty to me
when someone tells u that u shouldnt eat so much pasta
He couldn’t even keep a straight face awwww
fun tips to annoy your friends:
- whenever something happens say “this is just like the lego movie”
- whenever you see a movie with a white guy actor ask “is that the dad from wizards of waverly place?”
- say “you know what rly rustles my jimmies” all the time
- whenever you watch a movie compare it to Big Fat Liar